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January 2nd, 2009

Sage’s mom

Mom’s boyfriend: Sage… look, we’ve talked about this… Me and your mom we’re… we’ve… it’s just…

Sage: But… but…

Sage’s Mom: IS HE GONE YET!! YOU BETTER BE OUT OF HERE!!

Mom’s boyfriend: Look Sage, yer’a great kid, I like you a lot…

Sage’s Mom:YOU BETTER GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE, YOU BASTARD!!!

Mom’s boyfriend: Cripes

Sage, you’re the man now, ok? You’ve got to look after your mother, you get me?

Understand?

Sage: Uh-huh.

Mom’s boyfriend: Oh I got this for you last week…

Sage’s Mom: SAGE IS HE GONE!!!

Mom’s boyfriend: So you can watch your cartoons… in your room.

Might as well give it to you now… Got it!

Here ya’ go.

Take care, kid.

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